System Status: Operational

Intentionality is the ultimate love language.

(Yes, I made a website. It's efficient.) I treat time as our only non-renewable resource. Leading engineering teams taught me how to protect it. Now I want to invest it in building a life with you.

Steve in Tux Steve Candid

The Basics.

How I process the world, prioritize value, and optimize for joy.

Steve Candid

LESSON LEARNED Velocity over Vanity

I've made the mistake of optimizing for the "perfect plan" before. Now I focus on what matters: showing up. Not the impressive gesture, but being present. Us, in all our messy, unoptimized glory.

SANDBOX MODE Life's Playground

I work hard to create space for absolute spontaneity. Late-night drives, bad karaoke, getting lost in a new city. Honestly the activity doesn't matter. The company does.

ATTRIBUTE: SLA Stability as a Service

I handle the chaos. You get a partner who's calm, decisive, and always has a Plan B.

  • 99.9% Uptime: On morning coffee delivery.
  • Zero Latency: On killing spiders or reaching high shelves.
  • Unlimited Bandwidth: For your stories, even the ones you've told me twice.
  • Disaster Recovery: If the plan goes south, I don't panic. I pivot.
Alert: Vulnerability Detected

When the System Fails

I realized I can't engineer connection, I have to risk it. Here is the unoptimized data.

The Irrational Things I Do

1

The Loop Protocol

I pick 1-4 songs for whatever I'm feeling and loop them 30 times each. No playlist. Just those songs, on repeat, until I've processed it.

2

Internal Dialogues

I talk to myself. In the car, in the shower, on walks. Full conversations. Sometimes arguments I'll never have.

3

Chaotic Dance Energy

I dance. Badly. Embarrassingly. While cooking, while thinking, while existing. I want to take real dance classes but until then you get whatever chaotic energy my body decides to express. Fair warning.

What Being With Me Actually Feels Like

Sunday Mornings

I'm up between 8 and 10 with coffee, planning the week. You'll find me cleaning, organizing, resetting everything. But the best part? You chilling out in my t-shirt, stealing my coffee, derailing all my plans just by existing. The to-do list can wait.

Weeknights

I come home, change immediately, decompress for a bit with you, then it's back to startup work after dinner. But here's the thing: you're on the couch next to me. Your feet in my lap while I'm typing. A show you picked playing that I'm half-watching. Every twenty minutes I look over just to make sure you're still there.

Cooking Together

I can actually cook well, I'm just extremely messy and my timing is chaos. Three burners going, using every pan in the kitchen. The food is good, but the process is... spirited. (Ordering in is still king though.)

Honest Specifications

ATTRIBUTE: TEACHING

Patient Mentor

Whether it's the Cover 2 defense or Python scripts, I love teaching. I appreciate quick learners and witty banter. If you can roast me back, you've already got my heart.

PROTOCOL: SUNDAY

Sunday Protocol

Relaxing Prep. Organization, laundry, resetting the board for the week. And if it's in season: Go Birds. (But the Ravens are cool too.)

ISSUE: FLOW STATE TRANCE

Deep-Work Time Dilation

My red flag is getting lost in work until 1 AM, brushing my teeth while still mentally wrapping up problems.

PATCH: You have full permission to perform a manual shutdown, break the trance as you see fit.
ISSUE: LOGIC ERROR

"Listen vs. Solve" Error

I will try to engineer a solution to your bad day when you just want to vent.

PATCH: Just say "Download Only" and I'll switch protocols immediately.

User Reviews (Beta Testers)

"He's very organized. Maybe too organized. Please distract him."

- Steve's Boss

"12/10 walker. good scratches. would adopt again."

- Former Roommate's Dog

"Takes a while to boot up in the morning, but runs high-performance tasks all day."

- Previous Colleague

I can't optimize my way into finding you.

High Aspirations. Deep Affection.

I can't engineer serendipity. So I'm trying something terrifying: I'm just asking. If this resonates, don't wait. I won't either.

The Protocol

No forms. No applications.
Just a signal.

If you see yourself in this, go back to Hinge or IG and message me:

"Why Not?"

I'll know you've read this far.

© 2025 STEVE FRANK. BUILT WITH INTENT.
POWERED BY HOPE.

(Built with AI in a few hours. Not because I'm desperate, but because I'm efficient. Making the most of my limited free time.)